One evening, Lawrence got a particularly strange idea stuck in his head. Now, this is an idea that would probably not ever occur to a “normal” person, and he realized this. It was relatively harmless, but he was pretty sure it was something that would disgust and repulse most people. But this idea, for whatever [...]

Lawrence preferred his own company, which worked out fine because not many other people did. Oh sure, he could probably watch his behavior when in the company of others: be friendly and outgoing, refrain from beltching or farting, etc, etc… but was it really worth it? I mean that’s an awful lot of shit to [...]

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Holy shit, it’s pretty late! We’ve been up with our son who has been voilently puking… Amy’s still out there in the living room with him, passed out. But there’s not enough room out there for me to sleep so I’m taking the bed.
Just been thinking a little about how neglectful I’ve been of the [...]

Apparently Florida is one of 16 states where the ancient art of beastiality is still legal. Wait… is beastiality an art or a science? Ahh… Either way, it’s bound to leave a bad taste in your mouth. Har-dee-har!
Florida has finally stepped up to the plate last week, starting work on legislation against this sickening act. [...]

Today we have a very lovely new shirt for sale entitled “Intergalactic Beef Piracy”. Order here.

The best sounding guitar I own. $130, new:

I’ve had it for a couple of months now. Still haven’t gotten around to adjusting the action/neck… they definitely need work, but it’s hard to find time with 2 lunatic children running around you all day!
Just wait for the audio!
(guitar is an SX SJM, in case you were [...]