Holy shit, it’s pretty late! We’ve been up with our son who has been voilently puking… Amy’s still out there in the living room with him, passed out. But there’s not enough room out there for me to sleep so I’m taking the bed.
Just been thinking a little about how neglectful I’ve been of the [...]

Apparently Florida is one of 16 states where the ancient art of beastiality is still legal. Wait… is beastiality an art or a science? Ahh… Either way, it’s bound to leave a bad taste in your mouth. Har-dee-har!
Florida has finally stepped up to the plate last week, starting work on legislation against this sickening act. [...]

Today we have a very lovely new shirt for sale entitled “Intergalactic Beef Piracy”. Order here.

The best sounding guitar I own. $130, new:

I’ve had it for a couple of months now. Still haven’t gotten around to adjusting the action/neck… they definitely need work, but it’s hard to find time with 2 lunatic children running around you all day!
Just wait for the audio!
(guitar is an SX SJM, in case you were [...]